Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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