Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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