sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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