All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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