I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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