why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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