What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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