well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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