so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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