So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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