feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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