He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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