16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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