I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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