This girl is more easily done than said...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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