Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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