I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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