I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Still dying that you shit outside
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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