S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
