There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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