Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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