im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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