I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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