He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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