let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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