she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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