Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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