Fuck appropriateness.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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