I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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