i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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