Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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