after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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