that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just cropdusted the office
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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