I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
