Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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