what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You may now shotgun with the bride
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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