dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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