chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
They have beer where we have blood.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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