I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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