You really coming over, don't trick.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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