yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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