just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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