So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
