He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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