that's an acceptable place to lick
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My penis needs a shock collar
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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