...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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