idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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