The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I want a musical about memes.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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