i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
