i just google imaged poop.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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