Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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