Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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