Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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