How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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