The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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