We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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