She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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