All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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