My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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