Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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