The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
farters have to be the big spoon...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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