I wanna passion pit in your ass
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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